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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 18, 2005
Transcript:
Elf: Santa!! Got a rather weird letter here. Santa: Oh? Elf: Seems that this 82-year-old cowboy living in a retirement home wants a set of wheels and tires for his '72 Cadillac....he wants to visit his horse on Christmas Eve...ya' know, Santa...I don't think old guys hsould be drivin' at night... Santa: What? Elf: Err...present company execpted, of course! Santa: Hmmmmph!