The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 11, 2006

Transcript:

Woman: The Elderpark gossip club is proud to announce that the winner of the "Most Rumors in a Year" category is Muriel Parks!! Ethyl: I object!! She made use of e-mail to spread her rumors instead of telephone or word-of-mouth! She used an unfair technological advantage! Woman: Your objection is noted, Ethyl. Ethyl: It destroys the art form!!