The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 13, 2006
Transcript:
Woman: You're not at all what I expected, Dusty. The Professor: Really, Marilyn? Woman: No. You don't seem like a cowboy. You're so very articulate. You have soft hands and pale skin. The Professor: I was kind of a "special" cowboy. Woman: In what respect? The Professor: I was...er...in charge of the cattle herds roaming the Harvard campus....part of their graduate agricultural program... Woman: Really? The Professor, pretending to be Dusty, meets Dusty's "match" from an online-dating service: