The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 03, 2006
February 02, 2006
February 04, 2006
Transcript:
General: 3 February... house-to-house fighting continues. 1800 hours... I move on the objective... ... to avoid enemy pickets, I initiated a wide flanking manuever, using natural obstacles for cover... At 1830 hours I began my direct assault with bayonet at the ready... ... unfortunately, the assault was repulsed by an armed Russian reconnaissance unit... Nurse Ludmilla: Nyet, General... too many eclairs clog arteries! The General decides to set an example for manliness by writing his memoirs.
