The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 05, 2006

Transcript:

General: Have the Academy Awards started yet? Dusty: They're cookin' right along, General... Boone's in his kitchen fixin' sandwiches. Television: Welcome back to the Kodak Theatre... our next category is "Most Gratuitous Violence in a 3-Minute Segment" - let's run those clips... Evelyn: Need a hand, Boone? You're missing the show. Boone: Doin' fine. Television: Presenting the award... Jessica Alba and Jamie Foxx... Evelyn: Who are these people? Where's David Niven? Poor Boone. Stuck in the kitchen. Television: And for our last category - "Most Commercial Products Placed in a Single Scene"... the nominees are... Boone: When it comes to watchin' the Academy Awards, sometimes it's better never than late...