The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 18, 2006
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Transcript:
Woman: Hellllooo....this is Sabrina's Sixty-Plus Escort Service. Man: Hi! Can you provide me with a 60-something female escort? Woman: Certainly, sir! For what purpose is this assignment? Man: I'm running for mayor in my city and I need a 'pretend' wife to suggest stability. Woman: I see...how long will you need this escort? Man: Maybe ten appearances during the campaign. Woman: But, sir! What if you win? Man: Do you offer a long-term lease? In apt. B-22 at Elderpark:
