The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 30, 2006
Transcript:
General: Professor - you stand accused of male fraud and impersonating a cowboy. How do you plead? Professor: Your Honor, I'm prepared to settle this case! General: Good! I rule that Dusty is entitled to the balance of his Yahoo Personals subscription fee! Dusty: And emotional pain 'n sufferin'! General: Granted! I make this out to be a total of... $19.95! Professor: Deal! Dusty: Gimme a hug, buddy! The Elderpark People's Court is now in session.