The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 30, 2006

Transcript:

Professor: Behold this greasy, shriveled fry, this forsaken tuber, ne'er to be crisp again... Man: Hey!! Gimme that fry! Professor: Lord and Lady Sheetrock are coming for tea and the plastic forks aren't even polished yet! Form a hollow square, sergeant!! We must hold until Gordon of Khartoum arrives!! But... Mr. Preston couldn't have committed the murder... unless... unless... Woman: What is wrong with that man? Boone: Oh, he's got PBS, a rare affliction that strikes retired academicians. Voice from television: And now... episode seventeen of The Farnsworth Saga...