The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 23, 2007

Transcript:

Professor: Ludmilla, I've been meaning to ask... what is the significance of your medal? Nurse Ludmilla: Is "Star of Hero" medal. The highest honor given in Soviet Union. Professor: Impressive! What heroic feat did you perform to receive such an honor? Nurse Ludmilla: Was from when Ludmilla accompany Khruschev on first visit to American bowling alley... Ludmilla save Premier from choking on stick from American corn dog! Professor: The Heimlich maneuver? Nurse Ludmilla: Nyet. Ludmilla lose bowwing ball on backswing and strike Khruschev in belly. Out come stick, and Ludmilla pick up spare!