The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 08, 2012
Transcript:
Evelyn: It's so sweet of you to offer help, Professor. I have a toolbox. The Professor: Great. I'll need it. Uh...Evelyn.. Evelyn: Yes? The Professor: All it has in it is a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. Evelyn: If it moves and it shouldn't use the tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40!
My Mom used to say the exact same thing.