The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 15, 2013
Transcript:
Darlene: Did you find your cell phone when I called the number, Pop? Dusty: Sorta. Someone turned it in. They found it in a washing machine. Darlene: A washing machine...? Oh, Poppa!! That cost me almost $100! Dusty: Now...don't fet, Darlene. It still works. Darlene: Really? Dusty: Sure. It just leaks a little when I press "send".
I ran one through the wash and it was toast.