The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: Attention, ladies...the Elderpark Gossip Club will now come to order. Madame Secretary....is there any old "none-of-our-business" business? Woman 2: Let's see...yes! A follow-up report on Professor Basset's mysterious early morning outings... Woman 3: I have that! Woman: The chair recognizes the head of the surveillance committee. Woman 3: Nothing steamy there, sad to say. He's got a teaching job...
Wait a minute. A bunch of scandal minded old biddies can’t see anything potentially wrong with an old man teaching a bunch of young girls (and boys). Not much of a gossip club.