The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 18, 2013
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Transcript:
Evelyn: General!! I'm surprised to see you doing something like this... The General: Well, this is "National Garage Sale Day." It seemed like the patriotic thing to do. Evelyn: What's the story on those ratty American flag boxer shorts? The General: I took those away from some hippie back in '68. He was going to burn them. Evelyn: Hmm...aren't tattered American flags supposed to be reverently burned anyway? The General: True...but technically these aren't a flag. I'm awaiting a response to my letter to the Supreme Court asking for a ruling. Woman: How much?
The hippie was going to burn his ratty American flag boxer shorts? Let’s hope he wasn’t wearing them at the time.