The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 11, 2013
Transcript:
Evelyn: This article in the current AARP magazine talks about finding old flames by using the Internet. Woman: I did that very thing last year. Evelyn: You did? Woman: Yep! I "Googled" my high school sweetheart. He lives nearby. But it didn't work out. I arranged to meet him at a local restaurant... Evelyn: And? Woman: This old man showed up! It must've been his father! I slipped out the back door!!
Happens to me all the time. I’ll be at the mall or downtown and someone will call my name. They identify themselves as a high school/college friend. They are always old, bald guys. Every bodies so different, I haven’t changed.