The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 30, 2013
September 29, 2013
October 01, 2013
Transcript:
The Professor: What are you so glub about, Dusty? Didn't you get any Christmas presents? Dusty: Worse than that! Man horse got evicted from her pasture! The Professor: What're you going to do? Dusty: Well...I figured out a temporary plan. Mah horse can move in with me for a few weeks. The Professor: Elderpark Lease Agreement paragraph 2b: "Residents may not sublease to unapproved roommates." Dusty: Drat!! More red tape!
Get your Dr to write a prescription for a companion animal, and the ADA won’t let Overdunne refuse you. Plus, Esmerelda is a horse a Dusty is nearly blind, so with a little training she could be qualified as a service animal, and with that vest she cannot be refused entry anywhere. Yes, she may have to wear sneakers, and a doody bag, but service horses do not have to be miniatures.I have a prescription for a companion animal just for company. The restrictions for a service animals are much higher, and dogs and horses usually make the best service animals. With Esmerelda Dusty can qualify her as a companion animal, and while the court case is dragging on, have her trained as a service animal. Service animals are exempt federally from any local zoning ordinances which prohibit livestock.