The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 30, 2013
Transcript:
The Professor: What are you so glub about, Dusty? Didn't you get any Christmas presents? Dusty: Worse than that! Man horse got evicted from her pasture! The Professor: What're you going to do? Dusty: Well...I figured out a temporary plan. Mah horse can move in with me for a few weeks. The Professor: Elderpark Lease Agreement paragraph 2b: "Residents may not sublease to unapproved roommates." Dusty: Drat!! More red tape!
JusSayin over 11 years ago
Get your Dr to write a prescription for a companion animal, and the ADA won’t let Overdunne refuse you. Plus, Esmerelda is a horse a Dusty is nearly blind, so with a little training she could be qualified as a service animal, and with that vest she cannot be refused entry anywhere. Yes, she may have to wear sneakers, and a doody bag, but service horses do not have to be miniatures.I have a prescription for a companion animal just for company. The restrictions for a service animals are much higher, and dogs and horses usually make the best service animals. With Esmerelda Dusty can qualify her as a companion animal, and while the court case is dragging on, have her trained as a service animal. Service animals are exempt federally from any local zoning ordinances which prohibit livestock.
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Depends on who is doing the approving.
saxie5 over 11 years ago
Esmeralda isn’t a roommate. She’s family.