The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 24, 2013
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Evelyn: Boone....I need your handyman skills. Boone: Is this about some kind of winter shelter for your feral cat? Evelyn: Exactly!! Something undetectable by the management... Boone: I could make a cat door. Evelyn: No, Boone!! An indoor pet would violate my lease agreement!! Boone: It would? Evelyn: Ferguson vs. the State of Kansas...page eight..."No cat can be deemed a pet if it is living solely outdoors and unsupervised as defined by... Boone: No...cat...door...
Ho. ho. ho., Sandflea. I’m a native here, and, as far as politics is concerned, you are absolutely right. heh heh.
We don’t have mountains or the sea, but any other landscape you like, we got it.