The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 06, 2013
Transcript:
Dusty: You still watchin' that TV, Boone? Boone: Look, Dusty... A TV evangelist who's also a cowboy!! Voice from TV: Pardners... have you led a life of dissipation and woe? Boone: Sounds like you. TV: A life of drinkin', gamblin', ,and chasin' women... Boone: Really sounds like you! Dusty: Hmmm... TV: We can help you! Just send your check for $100 to the ministry! Dusty: That is for sure not me.
Do that and you’ll have $100 less so you can’t spend it on drinkin’, gamblin’ and women!