The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 14, 2014
Transcript:
Voice: Elderpark Gossip Club... how may I help you? Woman: I have a juicy tidbit about an eligible male resident! Voice: I'm connecting you... Good morning. "Bachelor Gossip Department." Woman: A retired attorney is moving into "A" wing. Voice: Sorry. Wrong extension. You want "New Resident Gossip." Please hold. Woman: Don't you just hate modern bureaucracy?