The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 20, 2014
Transcript:
Dusty: Evelyn! Did you see this story that kids in a grade school back east won't be allowed to play "tag" anymore during recess. Evelyn: Why, for heaven's sake? Dusty: Too much of a chance of "accidents" happening... school liability! In fact, no "contact sports" will be allowed! Evelyn: Wasn't "contact" what a lot of it was about? Girl: Oh! Excuse me! Aren't you Jimmie Winters? Boy: Sure am. You're one of hte Hansen girls. I'm on my way to get a malted. Want to join me?