The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 29, 2015
August 28, 2015
August 30, 2015
Transcript:
Professor: What do yo have there, Dusty? Dusty: Tuna-fish sandwich... Professor: Ah... very good. Dusty: 'cept there wuz no mayo, so Ah used ranch dressing, instead... and Ah'm outta bread, so Ah had ta substitute soft taco shells... General: What'd you use for tuna? Dusty: Minced garlic. General: Okay, everyone! Clear the room! This is not a drill!
Rowdy will get the crumbs. They will rename him “Dog Breath.”