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The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 14, 2016
Transcript:
Dusty: Just look at this place! Professor: American consumer greed at its finest! Dusty: Where should we begin? Professor: Well, according to Consumer Reports... Dusty: Aw... Boone: Snort! General: Grumble... Professor: What? Dusty: Nothin' ruins a good time quicker than "Accordin' ta Consumer Reports." General: Well, except maybe "this isn't an oral thermometer."