The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 27, 2021
Transcript:
The General: Says here the President is going to pardon a turkey this morning. Boone: Huh? I thought president only did that when they're leaving office... The General: No, Boone! This is a real turkey! Every president since Truman has done it. Boone: And then what about the President's Thanksgiving dinner? The General: Well, the family has some other turkey... Boone: So...it's the same for turkeys and people....it's who you know in this world...
And sometimes the President IS the turkey.