The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 14, 2022
Transcript:
Boy: What's Veterans Day, foster grandpa? General: It's a day we honor all those who fought in America's wars... Boy: Will I have to fight in a war? General: I hope and pray not! Boy: Did you fight in a war? General: Yes I did. Boy: For the Union Army or the Confederates? General: Hmmm... your last history grade is suddenly making sense.
Looks like you’ll soon be fighting another Civil War, kid — or maybe WWIII :O(