The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 09, 2022

Transcript:

Miss Overdunne: I'm sorry, Mr. Winters, but I'm going to have to reject your proposal for "Facial Hair Appreciation Night". Dusty: What? Why? Miss Overdunne: Well, I find it quite exclusionary to the women of this residence. Dusty: But we're gonna invite all women who live & work here. Heck, we're even gonna invite you. Miss Overdunne: Oh really? I made the list? How flattering! Thank you! Dusty: Don't mention it. No one else wanted to invite you, but I explained it'd be good form no matter how uptight you could be. Miss Overdunne: And they say "diplomacy is dead." Dusty: Well, no... they said you could only stay for half an hour.. and, uh, no fruit punch.