The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 19, 2024

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago

    Don’t have either? Head on down to the Vintage Record Shop. They might have a phonograph to play them on. OR maybe the local oldies station might play one. None of the above? Google them.

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    Skeptical Meg  8 months ago

    We Will Rock You is always a good choice. Chipmunks hate Queen.

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    vacman  8 months ago

    I expected Dusty to say skin him, filet him, batter him up and deep fry that sucker.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 8 months ago

    Can I sing along? One pill makes you smaller…..

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    Dkram  8 months ago

    If only you’d believe in miracles, so would I.

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    ellisaana Premium Member 8 months ago

    Show him the Doors.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Reminds me of an interview with a young police officer called to inspect a suspicious noise coming from the attic in the house of an elderly couple. Officer went up the ladder and opened the trap door only to be knocked off balance by a squirrel bolting for escape. The scarred but undaunted Officer pursues rodent to the living room where the rodent avoids capture by running into the fire place, where its tail catches fire, and then under the couch which also catches fire. An hour after the call the cop is taken to the hospital for bites and scratches and the couple is left with a half burned down house. Happened in Canada a decade or more ago now.

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