The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for July 28, 2020

And rightly so Lance!!

Billie Joe?

Lance is about to break into mournful song. Les frères ought to form a barbershop quartet to sing sad songs.

And later, he gets to replace a bulb on Broadway!

All they’ve given me is a ticket for peeing in a dark alley.

The star is made of cardboard with tin foil.

I’m staying at the Heartbreak Hotel while my new place on Lonely Street is being tented for termites.