The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 21, 2015
June 20, 2015
June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Lifes little victories send your little vic to keef@kchronicles.com #4321 Passing on a whale watching trip for a much cheaper ferry ride... yes!! and you still see whales!! #4322: twenty minutes into a fishing excursion... and ya haul in a monster!! #4323: the food truck with no line... KK: turns out to be best kept secret!! #4324: You leave something on the roof of your car and drive off...and its still there after you stop!!
Vince M over 9 years ago
Ooo, don’t ever go fishing in Springfield!
contralto2b over 9 years ago
Having someone cut you off at a grocery store register line, forcing you to another line – that turns out to be shorter and you get done before they even got to the register.
K M over 9 years ago
#4322: Is he fishing near the nuke plant in Springfield?#4324: In my college days, when players in the symphony orchestra needed gigs like instructor at the nearby college to make money when the orchestra was out of season, my trombone guru told me about a flutist in the symphony. Back when the average price of a car was about $5K, dropped $10K on a solid gold, one-piece flute with no joints. (Typical flute comes in three pieces.) You would think at that rate, you’d spend the delta and have a case made for it; but whoever built him the flute did not. Running late for rehearsal one morning, he put his flute and his music on top of the car as he fumbled for something. (You can guess where this is going.) Got in, started up, backed out — and heard a strange metallic crunch. Didn’t even get out to look. He knew he’d just turned a $10K musical instrument into scrap metal.
ScottyMC Premium Member over 9 years ago
Fishing with the Simpsons again?