The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 07, 2015

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KK: The CDC is pushing for all couches to be vaccinated against sarlac syndrome!! GOOD!! Im sick and tired of wondering everytime I sit down on someone elses couch wheather I'll ever get up from it again!! I say vaccinate all furniture!! KK: I dont think that'll solve anything... Oh I get it: an anti science wacko!!