New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for July 24, 2012

I didn’t know Victoria was Canadian.

They do have Churling, though.

Well, the athletes have to have their hair done, so I expect they’ve got their own hairdressers..100 metres back combing; synchronised roller winding; freestyle de frizzing……

Summer Olympics are kind of boring. Winter Olympics are where the danger and the fun are….

But they still do gurning, right?

But they are introducing a new sport this year – Australian Rules Women’s Topless Beach Volleyball. NBC will be broadcasting this ( tape-delayed ) at 1am. Be sure to tune in. I’m sure there will be many uplifting performances.

Curling? Why would they?

I’m hoping to see something like this again:It would have made “The Cat in the Hat” more interesting.

And Queenie was so looking forward to watching athletic men handle their stones and make rubbing marks on the ice.

I hope Eve Muirhead gets a chance to redeem herself at the 2014 Olympics in Sochi. After huge success in junior curling, she came off as sort of the Anna Kournikova of curling in Vancouver (as skip of the UK team). Perhaps her youth was a factor. I haven’t been following the sport since then, so I don’t know her status.