New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 10, 2012

Electric Slide? They aren’t that dangerous.

At least they’re not doing the Zombie Zomba Rumba.

At least they’re not sitting in a line on the floor pretending to row.

The Electric Slide? You could get hurt! Wow, don’t they have any brains?

Well, surely Pab must be allowed to move some of his lower body parts.

The Electric Slide? Good God, that’s over twenty years old. What’re they gonna do for an encore, the Funky Chicken?

David Hyde-Pierce aka Niles Crane

Could be worse, they could be doing the Haka.

“Braaaaains… boogie-oogie-oogie… braaaaains…”

Somehow it just doesn’t feel right.

Flashdance should take care of them. That, or give them shake weights.

No, those are the biker zombies.