New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 19, 2013

Throw Stephen King to the lobsters.

Someone should have thrown that hack to the lobsters long ago. I think his last decent book was “The Stand.”

Now, now, don’t be rude. Good mainers cost nothing, you know.

They can lead them to Louisiana and tell the people there that they’re Texas crawdads.

(I’ve had some experience with crawdads.)

I don’t know what’s better, a good ole Louisiana mud bug boil or a Maine lobster one. Both are fantastic. Good eating and good times.

I’m probably the only Mainer who doesn’t eat lobster. Also, if I ever brought a live lobster home for my wife, we’d end up with a pet lobster.

I had a girl friend one time who wouldn’t eat Red Snapper because she thought it was a turtle.

A lot of people like lobsters!