Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 28, 1998
Transcript:
trent lott's bible stories. let me take you back to first century macedonia. it was a primitive yet idyllic time -- the dawn of a great morality! hey pal! how the heck are ya? not bad, you old so-and-so! say look who's coming-- it's our lord! terrif! he's a swell fella! hey there, gents! just wanted to let you know that it's my law that you shouldn't engage in any homosexuality. ha-ha! we're on board with that, big guy! we're not light in the loafers! lucky for you! let's see... couple'a other things... love your enemies, and give all your money to the poor. you don't mean literally, do you? yeah. those're... whaddaya call 'em... allegories, right? of course, ya knuckle haeds! in fact, you can pretty much ignore 'em! now, i'll see you guys at the country club tonight? wouldn't miss it, you old dog! it's prime rib night!
True faith is not a cafeteria line, where you can choose which things you select and which you do not…