Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 05, 1998

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tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pack comix invisibility man mmm... perhaps i should investigate... as invisibilty-man! spray me with the magic paint of invisibility! um... i can still see you! of course! the paint isn't invisible! it just makes me invisible underneath! marital mirth my wife spends too much on clothes could be worse, my wife crushes my soul. sombrero guy sombrero guy, don't you worry that you're a politically incorrect, racist stereotype? but i'm not mexican-- I'm armenian... and I'm disabled. beltway benalities yeesh! seems like the bigger government gets... the tougher it is for the little guy! life with frothy "so then we figured, heck, now that we've gotten the rabies shots, what's the point of getting rid of the dog?" uncle cap'n's puzzle pontoon solve these puzzles, or don't. I could care less. connect the dots! what do you see? answer: what do you want to see? think it over and draw it yourself, ya lazy cur. can you draw this figure without retracing a line of lifting a pencil? answer: no. -coloring contest- color this in, set it in a decorative frame, and send it someone who gives a damn. I don't. uncle cap'n, "I could care less" means you actually care! you meant to say, "I couldn't care less!" smack! That's right-- I hit a kid! What are you starin' at?!