Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 06, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The superhero with omnipotent powers This week: WHOLLY FIGHTING! God-Man is on patrol, when... God-Man Fan Club Blonde Man: God-Man likes our club better! God-Man Booster Society Hatted Man: Yer all wet! God-Man: Hey, kids! I told you last week to STOP FIGHTING!! Blonde Man: Exactly! But these jerks STILL keep fightin' the fact that we're best. Man: It's these bums who refuse to give in to US! God-Man: Let me be very clear. BOTH sides: STOP FIGHTING! NOW! Man #2: God-Man has spoken. Man #3: Yes, he wants us all to peacefully agree that OUR club is right! Man #4: No, that OUR club is right! WHAT I WANT IS A STOP TO ALL FIGHTING Man: Look! Man #2: The clouds! Man #3: It's a signal from God-Man! Man: What can that mean? Hatted Man: It means that either you stop fighting us, or we're justified in using ANY FORCE NECESSARY. Man: You an' what army? Man #2: That does it! By decree of God-Man: ATTACK! To be continued...and continued....and continued...and...