Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 11, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Tim Tripp, Time Traveller Tim: Hi, Timmy. Don't be alarmed, but I'm you from the future! Childhood Tim: SIGH Join the others. Tim: Others? Tim: ...also, learn the piano! And French! And Beat up Jimmy Harris! Classix Comix Adapting Great works of Literature into comic strip form since 1997. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner Man: How do I reduce this to a comic strip?! Man: Well, I'd better think of a punchline! Man: ...or it'll be my CAREER that's dying! Lucky Ducky Dog: Lucky Ducky! You spilled water while cleaning my commode! Dog: I shall now thrash you to death! Lucky Ducky: You can't! Dog: Why not? Lucky Ducky: Servants are protected by our overly liberal penal code! Gothca! Dog: Lucky Ducky! Science Facts For The Immature This week: Climaxes in Engineering Strokes of Genius The erection of the Empire State Building took 18 MONTHS! The Foibles Wife: We're having leftover meatloaf! Husband: How can this be leftover--if you made it today?! Wife: I'm trying to get ahead of schedule this week! The following PREVIEW has been approved for ALL AUDIENCES HE'S a husband searching for answers... Husband: How can this be leftover...if you made it today?! SHE'S a wife on a quest of her own... Wife: I'm trying to get ahead of schedule this week! NOW, they're together- and meatloaf will never be the same again! Wife: We're having leftover meatloaf! Today's "The Foibles" in comics sections now