Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 2003

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Behind The Scenes at TRAVIS by T. Russell Lucky Ducky in "Rush To Judgment" Mr. Hollingsworth: Oxycontin! Vicodin! Percodan! I need MORE! Maid: But, Mr. Hollingsworth, I don't have any more! Mr. Hollingsworth: I don't care how you get it -- I NEED MORE! Maid: Mr. Hollingsworth needs more prescription drugs! Weasel: If he's willing to pay, there are ways to get them for him! Maid: Here, Mr. Hollingsworth! To get these, I had to... Mr. Hollingsworth: Don't care! Gimme!! Later Mr. Hollingsworth: What th--? The Duckville Hollingsworth Hound Addicted To Prescription Drugs And So Mr. Hollingsworth: Sob! I've got a PROBLEM! It's a SICKNESS! I need TREATMENT! Judge: Your shame is punishment enough, Mr. Hound. You're free to go! Mr. Hollingsworth: Snif Meanwhile Lucky Ducky: This little wacky weed sure helps my aunt with her chemotherapy! Police: Caught you, Lucky Ducky! BAM Mr. Hollingsworth: The justice system was tough on ME! It better not coddle a menace like YOU! Judge: For participating in the illegal drug industry, I sentence you to... ...only six months in jail! Mr. Hollingsworth: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! END