Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 17, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling COMING THIS FALL...combining the two hits of the summer to create ONE mega-blockbuster...the Spider-Man series skips from 2, all the way to... SPIDER-MAN 9/11 George W. Bush: Gentlemen, with these appendages, I can harness an unlimited ENERGY SOURCE! George W. Bush: Of course I speak of...THE OIL OF IRAQ! Man: But isn't it too dangerous? George W. Bush: Nonsense! My calculations are flawless! George W. Bush: START THE WAR! VROOM! Man: Something's gone wrong! The war's out of control! POW BOOM George W. Bush: Impossible! Man: Pull the plug! George W. Bush: Never! I CAN'T BE WRONG! SNAP George W. Bush: My mechanical arms are taking CONTROL of ME! Arms: More bombs. Torture is OK. F*@# off! George W. Bush: WHO DARE ATTACKS ME?!! George W. Bush: YOU?! But you voted FOR the war! John Kerry: Actually, my vote was predicated on the assumption that the resolution, which you'll recall was pre-- CONTINUED!