Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 15, 2005

Transcript:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Billy Dare Boy Adventurer With Quentin In Smugglers' Cape Ch. VCDXX: A particularly poorly written episode Billy: Crickets! Mr. Sneedly must not go to Jasper's ship! It's a TRAP! Billy: He's due to leave his apartment in HALF AN HOUR! We've got to WARN him! This phone is out of order... Billy: Crickets! Billy: Taxi! Man: Don't you know there's a cabdrivers' strike, sonny? SUBWAY CLOSED Billy: Crickets! Billy: Quentin! That motorbike! It's our ONLY CHANCE! Mr. Sneedly: Hallo, Billy. Billy: Mr. Sneedly! I was just doing some shopping. Billy: Don't go to the docks! It's a TRAP! Mr. Sneedly: Right-o. Billy: Whew! Only...27 minutes to spare! Mr. Sneedly: I only live around the corner, you know. Billy: Oh. That's right. Billy: So...not much of a close shave at all... Mr. Sneedly: Truthfully, I had decided not to go to the docks anyway, irritable bowel. NEXT Enter: the mysterious and irrelevant REDD HERRING!