Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 24, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "All The President's Stenographers" Intrepid journalism in the 21st century. Reporter: We believe that the Iranian government is supplying weapons to Iraqi insurgents. Stan: Wha...? Stan: I've got to find out if that's true. But how? HOW? Stan: CHALK ON THE MAILBOX!! My source is ready to talk! In a darkened garage... Reporter: Of course, this is all confidential, right? Stan: Yes, you'll get full anonymity! Reporter: Okay: we believe that the Iranian government is supplying weapons to Iraqi insurgents! Stan: Tony Snow, that blows the LID off this story! Dick Cheney: Here, we wrote up the article for your convenience. Iranian Government Supplying Weapons to Iraqi Insurgents, U.S. Officials Say By Stan O'Brien Wise and powerful U.S. President George W. Bush is following correct and just policies, multiple sources Epilogue Woman: What an article! Are you...afraid? Reporter: ...the Iranians WANT us to invade! Stan: There's no time for fear! I've got to check for chalk...