Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 03, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Giant Alien Robots vs. Free Will Man #1: It's giant alien vs. free will! Man #2: How can robots fight a concept? Man #1: They're grappling with the theophilosophical implications. Life In The Matrix Woman #1: You know, our bodies are actually in fluid-filled pods, providing power to a vast complex of computer overlords. Woman #2: Tell me about it! Plus, it's Monday! Woman #1: Uhh! Where's Wilbur, Waldo's Extroverted Cousin? Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Man: You think you're a TEEPEE and WIGWAM? Dinkle those symptoms make no sense. Dinkle: That's because I made them up so that I could get access to the drugs in your office. Dinkle: ...or maybe I'm just TOO tense! Man: Mmph Gay Sheep Sheep #1: Scientists have determined that some sheep are "gay". Sheep #2: How dare they impose their own crazy categorizations and biases on us! Black Sheep: Tell me about it. It'll Happen Every Ding-Dong Time Bring flowers to your wife and she assumes you did something wrong -- Husband: Look, honey! Wife: Okay, whadja do? But -- bring flowers to your girlfriend Marci Hariton, that hot number who works in human resources and va-va-voom! Man: Look! MOTEL Every Tuesday at Lunchtime Marci: Oh, John! How romantical! Thanx to John Paludo but don't use my name, Springfield, Mass Oh, That Wolverine! "Whiskers, it's Mr. Snyder. You wouldn't know anything about a urine-soaked caribou head buried in his petunia garden, would you?"