Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 29, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hey, Kids! Interested in SCIENCE? Man: here's an experiment YOU can try! Man: There's a current "scientific" theory that because, on average, WHITES score 15 POINTS higher than BLACKS on I.Q. TESTS, they are inherently, genetically SMARTER than blacks! Let's test that theory! Here's the experiment: 1. Kidnap a bunch of white Americans and send them over to Africa on a slave ship. 2. Force them and their descendants into slave labor for about 100 years. Make sure to break up families and disallow education. 3. Then set them free, but subject them to horrific discrimination and oppression for another century or so. 4. Then give them I.Q. tests designed by privileged black Africans. Man: If they still score 15 points higher than blacks, you've proven the hypothesis! Man: Have fun, kids! AND remember to get your parents' permission before doing the experiment!