Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 28, 2009

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super-fun-pak comix "malia" & "sasha" man: hey, aren't you the president's daughters? malia: no, we're a different malia & sasha. a comic strip about the president's daughters would be actionable violation of privacy! comics for the blind man 2: there's a guy in a butcher shop. butcher: what'll ya have? guy: two pounds. man 2: the butcher pounded him twice with a hammer. bam bam marital mirth husband: i appreciate all you're doing to find my missing wife, officer. cop: okay, but why are there empty jugs of hydrochloric acid by the tub? 3-d comix! worker 1: can you give me a hand? okay, now go to your local speedymart tm and get your special "super-fun-pak 3-d glasses." tm return home, sit in a well-lit room, positioning your face two to three feet away from the comic, and enjoy the hilarious punchline, enhanced by dynamic 3-d! worker 2: sure. here! selfish gene lady: gene, you're a nice friend, but do you like me so much? gene: because your figure is indicative of reproductive robustness. advertisement kids go crazy for the newest sensations -- "malia" & "sasha" the purely fictional characters from the comic strip "malia" & "sasha"! now~ buy the dolls... -that we hope will change the nation! $29 95 each! and... in case there's any legal trouble with "malia" & "sasha." meet their fictional friends -- amanda (pronounced ma-lee-ah) & emily {pronounced sa-shah) also $29.95 ea. and, for a limited time... get a white house* playset $199.95 *not that white house.