Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 14, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling How To Draw Doug 1. Dream, aspire, think, feel, work. 2. Attempt to create art that will enlighten and inspire. 3. Fail in a very specific way. Doug: Uh...voila! Percival Dunwoody, IV, Idiot Time Traveler From 3 Days Ago Percival: ...and this new version of Firefox is truly a futuristic marvel. Man: Exactly how did you achieve time travel? Percival: I waited in that chair. Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Dinkle: Officer, doing a one-man public performance of "Bad Lieutenant" is within my rights. Police Officer: NOT while you're portraying Dopey at Disney World! Too Many Panels/ Too Much Information Comix Man: I'm on a fat-free diet. Man: I'm FREE to get very FAT. Man: Also, I'm impotent. Petey the Pixel Petey: My mother wanted me to go into medicine...perhaps part of an x-ray. Petey: But no, I had to have a career in ART! So, where do I end up? Petey: A pimple on Doug's back! Doug: Oh, cut it out. Spooky Ghost Story Phone: Miss, we traced that mysterious phone call. Woman: Yes? Phone: Miss, it came from...INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!! AAAA Phone: And, the caller was...the GHOST OF JAMES CAAN! AAAH AAAH Woman: Wait. I don't think James Caan is dead. Woman: Oh, hold on. There's the doorbell. DING DONG James Caan: Hi. Is my ghost here? He forgot his lunch. James Caan Ghost: Oh, thanks.