Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 21, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling NATE Nate: There WON'T be an oil spill in the Gulf! DRILL, m@#*& F!/$@, DRILL! Reporter: That was you last year, Nate! In light of the OIL SPILL, what are your feelings on drilling in the Gulf now? Nate: WHAT?! Nate: I never said there wouldn't be an oil spill! Anyway, what does the spill have to do with oil drilling?! Reporter: Um...huh? Nate: "Sigh!" These people! Finding bizarre connections just to advance their political agendas. STUDIOS Man: You maniac! You're on the sidewalk! Nate: And your point IS?! Nate: I'm home! What's for dinner? Woman: Oh, NO! Nate, you're in the wrong house, AGAIN! You live next door! Nate: I never said I didn't! Now it's chilly in here -- excuse me while I start a fire! Man: Nate! That's NOT a fireplace! Woman: AGH! IT'S OUT OF CONTROL! Nate: You complainers! Are you saying people shouldn't be warm?! Man: Nate, our house is burning down! Nate: "Sigh!" What's that got to do with ME? Fire is part of nature! Man: NATE! Nate: I'm not saying they started that fire themselves, just so they could blame me...but it seems very convenient. Nate: It's a burden being RIGHT all the time! End