Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 28, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky in "Slick Deal" Hound: See here, Mr. President! I want to drill for oil in the gulf! President: O.K. Hound: And I don't want any pesky safety regulations! President: O.K. Aide: That was easy! Hound: That's why I'm worried! BP Aide: Worried?! You'll make a mint on that lease! Hound: Yes, but in these stories, it's LUCKY DUCKY who always wins! Aide: How's that? Hound: Well, in some stories he represents poor people! HOUND HOTEL Hound: And we know how they get every advantage! Hound: Other times, Lucky Ducky represents various minority groups! Hound: And THEY always get the best of EVERY deal! Hound: But if I make tons of money drilling in the gulf... TO BEACH Hound: HOW will he come out on TOP, and what will he represent?! Aide: Uh, sir... Hound: Grr...of COURSE! In this story, he represents... TO BEACH Aide: ...and actual duck! Who got free oil! Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: GOTCHA! End
toby, you really think humans act any different? You must blame only the bankers for the mortgage crisis too.
You claim corporations (which are actually conglomerations of humans) are wrong, but here you are, happily partaking of their products. That’s pretty not smart. I don’t say that to upset you, just to state a fact .