Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 27, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The continuing adventures of... BAD FETUSES* This week - "ODIOUS in the UTERUS" *Formerly, "Bad Feti" Fetus: You can't stop our prenatal plots! In an abandoned gynecology center in the Dominican Republic, the three evil fetuses use sonograms to scheme against America! Fetus #1: Okay, do you understand your missions? Fetus #2: ¡Si, claro! Fetus #3: Allah willing! Fetus: Bad Mexican Fetus: report! Bad Mexican Fetus: Si. I enter the U.S., get born and thus become a U.S. citizen! ¡ARRIBA, ARRIBA! Fetus: That's right! It's guaranteed under the 14th amendment! Silly Americans... We strike them where they're weakest: their constitution! Fetus: Bad Muslim Fetus? Bad Muslim Fetus: I also enter the U.S. to be born. Then, as a U.S. citizen, I can wreak all kinds of havoc... ...even open a community center! Fetus: ...which the fools must allow under their 1st amendment! Ha! We'll use ALL their amendments against them! BAM What's that?! Agent #1: F.BI.! FREEZE! POW ARGH! Agent #2: It'll be the DEATH PENALTY for you! Fetus: Ha! Not a chance! It'll never stick! Agent #1: Why not? Fetus: Giving us the death penalty would be...state-funded abortion! Agent #2: He's right! Once again, defeated by our own lofty principles! Next: Bad Gay Fetus demands the right to marry! Bad Gay Fetus: That's right! I CHOSE to be gay IN UTERO!
I’m kind of disappointed - first because in this cartoon RB is kind of at conflicted purposes in his satire (I’m pretty sure he’s actually pro-abortion or pro-choice whatever, so how can you have it both ways, RB?) but moreso that Chikuku didn’t opine over no Lucky Ducky strip! Of course, you got your fix last week didn’t you, it must have a euphoric effect that lingers a few days after all?