Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 10, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Fun Science Facts For The Depressed You are ultimately alone, a drop of protoplasm adrift in an incomprehensibly vast, utterly uncaring universe! ...Plus, your guts are 23 feet long! Garry-Winton-Man Garry: Back just in time! Barry: Now to change and... Betty: Garry Winton! Betty: Oh, there you are! Say, Garry, how come I never see you and Garry-Winton-Man at the same time? Garry: Got me, Betty. How To Draw Doug First, Draw Doug. Then blog about it. musings of I Dig Doug. Whassup, you freaks? Check this new Doug pic! It's da yo. Lemme know what you Next, tweet a link to the blog post. twitter What's happening? Now on the blog... what my drawing is? Then submit tweet to social aggregator site under dummy account... title Wow, What an Awesome Draw Cont'd Next Week - Len and His Giant 1980s Glasses Len: Oh, there's Sheila! I'm gonna ask her out! Glasses: No! We don't need her! Len: Hey, Sheila! Are you busy tonight? Glasses: You'll never love Len like I do! Glasses: It's just you 'n me, pal! Pass the popcorn! Len: Oh, shut up! Fun-Pak Team-Up, Featuring Ace Powell and Mikey Ace: Let us go! You'll never get away with this! Man: Sorry, Ace! You two shouldn't have meddled in my smuggling operatioN! "Oh boy! A snuggling 'peration!" Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Man: Watch it! Percival: OH NO! Man: It's okay. You just tripped. Percival: You don't understand! I'm a time traveler from 1909! Percival: If I prevented you from meeting her, you won't marry her and eventually have children! Percival: It could cause a time paradox that means I could never have existed! Man: That makes no sense! We're in your FUTURE! I must be your great grandSON! Percival: Actually we're not related, but I am an idiot!