Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 17, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling GOD-MAN The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week "A Necessary Invention" God-Man gets an urgent call of distress! God-Man: Kitten caught in tree! But when he arrives... Science-Hero: You're too late, God-Man! Science-Hero: I, SCIENCE-HERO, lured it down with a simple can of tuna! God-Man: Another emergency! Must go! BANK Man: God-Man! The bank was just robbed! God-Man: Any clues? Science-Man: Ha! I already solved the case, using DNA analysis! God-Man: Disease outbreak! Got to go help! Science-Man: Nice try, God-Man! But I already developed a vaccine! HOSPITAL ENTRANCE Face it! You're not NECESSARY anymore! Science-Man: Ah, the triumph of science! Here come my adoring fans rushing to thank me! Stand aside, fogey. Woman: Hooray! God-Man caused Science-Hero to create a vaccine that saved us! Man: And thanks for creating the universe! Science-Hero: No! He...oh, curses! The End
Tommy, your earlier comments were the opposite of “I really enjoy discussing theology”.
But I accept your clarification, and ask that you accept the fact that I’m not upset. :)