Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 03, 2010

Transcript:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Bitten by a radioactive person, Alan Berry found that he had gained the proportionate powers of...a human being!! The Adventures of HUMAN-MAN "All Too Human" Human-Man is using his power of observation to patrol MidCity, when... Human-Man: What's this? A note in my pocket? Meet me at 334 Eastern St Apartment 7C If you dare Signed, Your Worst Enemy Human-Man: A brazen challenge from a mysterious nemesis! I must not fail! Utilizing his power of bipedal locomotion, Human-Man walks into action! But the adventure takes an unexpected turn -- Human-Man: Wait a minute! This is MY APARTMENT! With the strength of ONE, he bursts in, searching everywhere, until... Human-Man: YOU!! Human-Man Reflection: Yes, you fool! You are YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY! Human-Man: NOOO! Human-Man Reflection: You're stupid! And you look ridiculous in that outfit! Human-Man Reflection: You're going to fail! Human-Man- UHN If I have a worst enemy... ...then I must have a BEST FRIEND! BEST FRIEND! HELP! Human-Man: Oh, CANINE-DOG! Stop drinking out of the toilet! Human-Man Reflection: Ha! Man's best friend! Canine-Dog: ARF! ARF! Next WORST! SUPERHERO! SIDEKICK! EVER!